Geocaching Pillows

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'You are here again.'

Support group for the directionally challenged.

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

'Here's where your father geocached your inheritance.'

"Hey! This isn't geocache ... It says, 'Dad and I finally tricked you into getting out of your house'."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Stubborn Horse

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

'Very funny!'

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

It's more than a mike!

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

I'm ego surfing right now, looking up my name on different search engines.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Cow can

Ernest Borgnine

Pirates

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"You'll agree then, Doug, the numbers don't sound quite so dismal when I use my Donald Duck voice."

'I do great voice-overs.'

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

"Are you sure I didn't dub you last year!"

Bean Convention. Well, looks like everyone made it, Frank! Yep! There's our Peruvian friend! Hey, Lima! And a big salute to our Navy bean pal! Thank you for your service! And our jhittery amigo coffee bean. But where's - Sorry! Had to pahk the cah! Ahh! Boston Baked!

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."