Gents Hair Stylist Pillows

'I think of my 'bald-patch' as a solar panel for a sex-machine!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Rapunzel in the Morning

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Absolutely not!"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

"I noticed a few browns."

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

The barber

"You must be patient, Mrs. Wast fall. Rome wasn't built in a day, you know."

The Hair Stylist of Seville

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Complete Makeover

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Hairstyles

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'