Gentle Joker Pillows

"What if the pushy use it all UP first?"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'You know too much,'

Good News about winter

Fish hunting for men.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Candid Camera store.

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Okay, you scared the babysitter...now get back in there and rinse off that toothpaste, and go to bed!"

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Shoes Make The Man

While You Were Out: We Moved!

'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

Sharks hate practical jokes.

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

Santa's Helpers

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'