Genre Transcender Gifts

"I'm a banker, but I transcend my genre."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

New music conference

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

Memoirs: Fiction/Non Fiction.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

Chicken soup books

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Gender-Neutral Rapunzel

Sex Section in the Library

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Military history

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Transgender Bathroom Debate

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"