Genre Classifier Pillows

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

New music conference

"Free Bird!"

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Chicken soup books

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Sex Section in the Library

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Military history

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Pop Up Pointillism.

Cowpunk

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

"So obvious, there all the time"

A Heavy Metal Musician.

A writer writing humour and tragedy at the same time.