Genie Lovers Mugs

"I can grant you any wish you desire except for making sure the ice cream machine always works at McDonald's."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Aladdin and the magic telemarketer lamp. Your first 3 wishes are free!* *By accepting wishes, user agrees to lifetime monthly charges, activation fees, and all applicable taxes.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

Genie Barbecue.

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"Just come out and talk. I promise I won't wish for anything."

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.