Genie Fanatics Mugs

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

The Fourth Little Pig

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

Boy and Bear and Monster

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Newt sale

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Warrior Woman

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Giant Monster in Bath

Catasaurus

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"This will be a tricky operation."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Self Help / Elf Help.