Genetic Tinkerer Pillows

New, Improved Cat

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

'Hi dear - how was your day at the genlab?'

'Send a press release saying how exaggerated claims of Gm 'superats' are!'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Dr. Bolinder? I've got good news and bad news about our basketball experiment...'

'They were in the lab fooling around, and suddenly Greg found himself in possession of some tiger genes.'

GM Crop Lark

chihuahua cloning

'Beefalo' - Breeding cattle and buffalo.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'We're on a roll here. The world's first artificial Frenchman!'

"Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

'You don't stand a chance. I'm loaded with cheetah genes.'

Professor...what are you doing?

'So I left a little bit out of the genetic code when I cloned you. You're only missing a nose. What's the big deal?'

'Cloning Stuff-ups: A Snicken.'

DNA Lab. Let's just say that at the lab picnic next month, I plan on winning the three-legged race!

You mixed your DNA with that of a carrot? I've created a giant loud-mouthed left-leaning vegetable. Some would say that's redundant. Very funny. It's worse that that. The carrot doesn't share just my politics … You smell beautiful, like ranch dressing on a spring day. I do like a tall vegetable.

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

"Well, I'm bummed about the gene experiment, too."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."