Genetic Research Nerd Mugs

'The lab has come up with a neat solution to our staffing problem. These are junior executives in the larval stage.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

Gene Therapy

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

"And what qualifications do you bring to the table beyond being first in line?"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Charles Darwin

Genetic Fingerprinting.

The end is near

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'Eureka! I found the gene that causes people to sell low and buy high!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Clone Factory

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

"My first Father's day!"