Generous Dog Parents Gifts

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'What's founder?'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

Dogs

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

'Robert.....Why do you think they call slanted letters italics.'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."