Generational Translator Gifts

'My mother's not going to like this...I got an 'A' in sex ed!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

Jorge Luis Borges

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

East End Maps.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Proof Reading

We speak hieroglyphics here.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'