Generational Philosopher T-Shirts

Express your wise cracking side with our 'Generational Philosopher' t-shirts. Perfect for those who love to wear their intellect and humor boldly, sparking conversations everywhere they go.

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"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything." mockup

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

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'Compared to what they get away with these days, I wasn't that bad. Got in before they lowered their standards.'

'Compared to what they get away with these days, I wasn't that bad. Got in before they lowered their standards.' mockup

'Compared to what they get away with these days, I wasn't that bad. Got in before they lowered their standards.'

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"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours." mockup

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

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"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?" mockup

"I can't image growing up without computers or cell phones. Your generation had it rough, huh, Dad?"

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"Nice haircut."

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Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

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Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

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"1971... 2015..."

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"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

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"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down." mockup

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

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"Someday when you have children of your own, you’ll understand why I dress you like ‘an idiot.’"

"Someday when you have children of your own, you’ll understand why I dress you like ‘an idiot.’" mockup

"Someday when you have children of your own, you’ll understand why I dress you like ‘an idiot.’"

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Millennials in the Year 2050...

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'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...' mockup

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

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"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation." mockup

"It's the Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

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"If I were a dog I'd only be 11." mockup

"If I were a dog I'd only be 11."

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"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!" mockup

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

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"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?" mockup

"Dad, how does the outdoors work without batteries?"

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"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

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'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!' mockup

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

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"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything." mockup

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

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"How did people waste time before computers?"

"How did people waste time before computers?" mockup

"How did people waste time before computers?"

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"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes." mockup

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

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Fables for the Millennial.

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"Hurry, son! The economy is almost at full employment! Better get a job before they're all gone!"

"Hurry, son! The economy is almost at full employment! Better get a job before they're all gone!" mockup

"Hurry, son! The economy is almost at full employment! Better get a job before they're all gone!"

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"OK Boomer."

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"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!" mockup

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

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'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.' mockup

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

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"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?" mockup

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"

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"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed." mockup

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

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'Kids today eh What do they look like' mockup

'Kids today eh What do they look like'

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"Why do you look very old, Grannie?" mockup

"Why do you look very old, Grannie?"

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Whatever in the Sixties?

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Generational Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Generational Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of 'Generational Philosopher' mugs and find the perfect gift that marries wisdom with wit for your favorite deep thinker.

Generational Philosopher Pillows

Bring thoughtful humor into your home with our 'Generational Philosopher' pillows—perfect for adding a witty, contemplative touch to any sofa or bed.

Generational Philosopher Prints

Inspire reflection with our 'Generational Philosopher' prints. Brighten your space with words of wisdom and a splash of humor, making any room thoughtfully lively.