Generation Gap Grappler Gifts

"Give the kid a break, Jonathan! Don't you remember what it was like being a 66-year-old?"

Snowflake generation

The Jeopardy of Progress

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Pinocchio's Second Realization

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"We added it just for the millenials."

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"We invented your hair."