Gene Therapist Gifts

'As a matter of fact, my genes are feeling a lot better.'

"Everything going well at the gene factory, darling?"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

Clone Factory

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Jerk Gene

Ecological Therapy

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Gene Manipulation

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

Some genetically engineered pig

'If you're fat, it may not be your fault. You may have the 'couch potato gene'.'

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

"We want one that's genetically gifted but not genetically spoiled."

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

'Who's your Daddy?'

"He doesn't look like you at all."

Thomas Hunt Morgan

'They're not testing drugs on us - they're testing us. We're transgenic.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Genetics Research Lab. I crossed a chimpanzee with a flea, and got a microchimp!

Genetic Research Lab. You crossed a woodpecker with an armadillo?! I didn't authorize that experiment! I know. It was a peccadillo.

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'