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Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"If it please the court, I'd like to act as my own plucky young female attorney."

'I told you this was a crazy planet! See? -- they let their males run around loose!'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

Whale watching

"He's much more domesticated since I cut off his testicles."

Introducing Lady Doritos

'He worked all day, came home and vacuumed, folded laundry, and cooked dinner. He got in touch with his feminine side.'

10 commandments if God was a Woman...

A tiny man stuck in a woman's cleavage.

A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife

Reptiles and amphibians.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'School of minicab drivers.'

'Where no man has gone before' on the ladies' toilets.

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."

'I, Sarah Palin, wear the pants in the Republican Party!'

'Then I remarked how good it was that the linebacker faked the blitz then dropped back into coverage. You should have seen his face. It was like I'd taken away his G.I Joe and put a dress on it.'

"I'm going away this weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"