Gender Role Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"Oh, my husband is a great provider: his hunting success rate is close to 30%..."

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

"If it please the court, I'd like to act as my own plucky young female attorney."

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

'I told you this was a crazy planet! See? -- they let their males run around loose!'

"You do realise, when I come into a room, I don't always do vacuuming."

'I suppose it would be ok as a little runaround for the wife...'

Reptiles and amphibians.

"He's much more domesticated since I cut off his testicles."

Introducing Lady Doritos

Whale watching

'He worked all day, came home and vacuumed, folded laundry, and cooked dinner. He got in touch with his feminine side.'

A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife

A tiny man stuck in a woman's cleavage.

"Have you got the time?", "No I've got the money."

'School of minicab drivers.'

'Poor thing has to go about displaying what a poor hunter she is. She'll never find a mate.'

'I, Sarah Palin, wear the pants in the Republican Party!'

'Then I remarked how good it was that the linebacker faked the blitz then dropped back into coverage. You should have seen his face. It was like I'd taken away his G.I Joe and put a dress on it.'

"I'm going away this weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"