Gender Norms Debater Mugs

"You're writing letters in the masculine again."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

"We need to hire more women."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

'Believe me, son, she's a much better choice for you than that skinny girl, Cinderella!'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

"Shall I be mother?"

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

The Dance Circa 1970

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

The girl with the most curves.

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

Ask Sadie. My wife wants me to use a separate bathroom. Is she starting a trend? Thanks, Vijay. *Actual reader letter. This is absurd. Absolutely foolish. Nonsense. Men and women should share bathrooms? Men should use the woods like the animals they look up to! Happy Monday, evolutionarily inferior creature. And to you.

'Your condition is quite rare in a man of your age Mr. Hart...You're pregnant.'

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

"The irony is that most men actually prefer to be treated as an object."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

Free us from the gender walls!

'Real men have died out,,,there are only softies left,'

"We get it. You're straight."

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

Real men drink beer.