Gender Roles Debaters Mugs

'Look, woman! I can't talk any more, I've got a couple waiting to see me. Just you have my dinner ready and I'll be home when it suits me.'

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"We need to hire more women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

A shared passion

Tender Identity Crisis

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

'What would the world be like without women? Well there'd be no people for a start.'

"He's about my height but he doesn't have my build."

The girl with the most curves.

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

"Of course I know where the kitchen is, it's where I keep my beer."

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

A father ignores his newborn to stare at a young midwife

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

"I'm sick of your white male privilege."

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

The Men-Only Cemetery.

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."

10 commandments if God was a Woman...

You talk about gender equality but you rejected my application! Shame on you, Femen!

"If women are from Venus and men are from Mars then I think he's from a skip outside the Burger Bar."

"I'm going away this weekend. Would you mind feeding my husband?"