Gender Norms Commentator Mugs

"When you have a minute love, my 'new man' t-shirt needs ironing."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"Should I wait till the tail stops wagging before I stick it with my fork?"

A shared passion

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"Shall I be mother?"

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

'I thought working for a congresswoman would be different than working for congressmen.'

"How about once in a while you stay home and warm the nest, and I'll forage for grubs and worms!"

The Dance Circa 1970

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'

"Hey! If you're gonna use the ladies tee that skirt goes below the knees. And lose the tank top, mister."

"The irony is that most men actually prefer to be treated as an object."

The Imperfect Hostess

Ask Sadie. My wife wants me to use a separate bathroom. Is she starting a trend? Thanks, Vijay. *Actual reader letter. This is absurd. Absolutely foolish. Nonsense. Men and women should share bathrooms? Men should use the woods like the animals they look up to! Happy Monday, evolutionarily inferior creature. And to you.

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

'Your condition is quite rare in a man of your age Mr. Hart...You're pregnant.'