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'Bugger! Gordon Brown is unable to address the Androgynous Society!'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

"Shall I be mother?"

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

The Dance Circa 1970

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

Ask Sadie. My wife wants me to use a separate bathroom. Is she starting a trend? Thanks, Vijay. *Actual reader letter. This is absurd. Absolutely foolish. Nonsense. Men and women should share bathrooms? Men should use the woods like the animals they look up to! Happy Monday, evolutionarily inferior creature. And to you.

'Your condition is quite rare in a man of your age Mr. Hart...You're pregnant.'

"The irony is that most men actually prefer to be treated as an object."

Caitlyn Jenner -'High heels can be very dangerous'

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

Free us from the gender walls!

'Real men have died out,,,there are only softies left,'

'Diplomacy is skating on thin ice without ending up in deep water.'

"We get it. You're straight."

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

Real men drink beer.

"When you have a minute love, my 'new man' t-shirt needs ironing."

'Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the menu?'

"So … Rachel tells me you're Canadian …"