Gender Norms T-Shirts

"Women kiss women good night. Men kiss women good night. But men do not kiss men good night – especially in Armonk."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Gender Symbols

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

"Sorry, these are saved."

"The long and the short of it, doctor, is that I'm ready to change from a soccer mom to a Nascar dad."

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

'Little Suzy Home maker'

The Dance Circa 1970

"Shall I be mother?"

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

"You mind if I smoke?"

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

"Hey, you can't cut in line like that! - Who do you think you are?"

"Being a lazy slob is part of my identity. Keep on nagging and I'll report you to our diversity officer!"

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."