Gender Norm Navigator Mugs

'Bugger! Gordon Brown is unable to address the Androgynous Society!'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Shirley makes money the old-fashioned way — she marries it.'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'Little Suzy Home maker'

The Dance Circa 1970

"I woke up in a tattoo parlor in Tijuana. You can imagine my surprise."

"Shall I be mother?"

"This isn't the most progressive place so try to sip your coffee in a manly way."

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

'Your condition is quite rare in a man of your age Mr. Hart...You're pregnant.'

"The irony is that most men actually prefer to be treated as an object."

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

'She's the main bread winner, she's on nine loaves a week.'

"Yes, they do make you look taller."

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"

Free us from the gender walls!

'Real men have died out,,,there are only softies left,'

'Diplomacy is skating on thin ice without ending up in deep water.'

"What? A shawl is a kind of cape."

"We get it. You're straight."

"When you have a minute love, my 'new man' t-shirt needs ironing."

Real men drink beer.

'He's not what I call a pirate's pirate!!'

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

'Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the menu?'