Gen Z Humor Prints

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, What do you think of younger men? -kl. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Depends. Younger men have strong jaws and rock-hard abs, but they're missing the sexiest thing: they're not crotchety jerks, set in their ways, willing to argue about anything and say totally stupid things. Hey, doesn't that foul old wretch realize I've got rock-hard abs and a steel jaw?! (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-07-12)

Bubbie Selfies

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

Bubbies and technology

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Greatest Band?"

"When I was your age I used my beak."

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."