Gen Z Humor T-Shirts

"No, no, no! You're, like, 'I really, really, really love you,' and you're, like, 'Whatever.' "

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Why Cows Leave Home

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

You're certain you've had plenty of experience serving in a fine dining restaurant?

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Bubbie Selfies

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"When I was your age I used my beak."

"Relax kid, you're going to be for awhile."

"Greatest Band?"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

High pants/Low pants.

"Things were really different when I was growing up. Childhoods today are much longer."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"It's a key to the city, it's not supposed to be bling, 'Kanye!'"

"Ha! This younger is so absorbed in social media that he cannot appreciate his youth, unlike I, aging millennial, who cannot appreciate his thirties."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

'Congratulations! He hasn't got MRSA.'

Punks with blue/pink hair meet old people with blue/pink rinses.

"Well, go get a job and move out if your allowance doesn't have the purchasing power it did when you were fourteen."

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,