Geeky Giggler Prints

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Computer basics for non-geeks: Mouse Pad.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

Black Hole Corks

The Big A** Theory

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"Sorry Brian, bit of a rush this morning - I've left my face in the car."

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

Cyber Cafe - "I hear you've got a mouse."

"It's bad news I'm afraid...we've lost his web site!"

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"