Gearhead Humorist Pillows

'Italian design, German engineering...' - 'All you'd expect in a British car.'

"That's Floyd Wheeler in the back of your car, Mr. Ferguson. He's going as far as the depot, if you would be so kind."

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Smile

Idle parts

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Biker At Museum

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...