Gearheads Pillows

All-way stops.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'It's the worst case of petrol head I've ever seen.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Repairing the UFO

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

Ironmongers

"Say - there are only eight commandments here."

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Touring Cyclist

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'God's speed.'

Smile

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Idle parts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."