Gearheads Mugs

All-way stops.

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'Automobilia Now: Lemon and Lemonaid.

'It's the worst case of petrol head I've ever seen.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Repairing the UFO

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

I've always been fascinated in the manufacture of sproket head gears.

Ironmongers

"Say - there are only eight commandments here."

"I guess the lowrider show was in town this weekend."

"We always get a good pitch at the site."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Touring Cyclist

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'God's speed.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Idle parts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Smile

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Biker At Museum