Gearhead Culture Gifts

"Kinda wimpy. But...with tinted windows...and 18-inch luxury chrome wheels...and a spoiler! Totally guy!"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Idle parts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Smile

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.

Biker At Museum

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"It's your oil.....it needs a new car!"

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

James May

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

Please enter "my way" or "the highway." Tough guy GPS.