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"I wanted a gazebo."

'We're thinking of adding a gazebo. I could go there when I'm feeling trapped and resentful.'

The Art Student.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cosmonaut

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

Shoot For The Moon

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Moon: Made in China

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

UFO Shelter

Tourist

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

Pole Star

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.

"Where do you see yourself in five light years?"

Astronaut

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

"There are vast oceans existing under the icy surface of Jupiter's moon Europa." "It's possible there's as much life in those oceans as there is in our own. Maybe more." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking 'sexy mermaids,' you?" "Sushi bonanza!!!"