Gathering Planner Gifts

Tartine

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Italia tours

Heading off with a packed bag

Time for tea and friendship.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Rose Toast

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Quiz Night...

Conference Pears

Midwest Winter Items.

Bad gifts

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"