Gated Community Aficionado Mugs

A Pearly-Gated Community.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"He's a guard dog."

"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

Well, yes, it's a free library, but...

Closed Thursdays.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'They're a very close family.'

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

Garage sale.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Instead of being just like Michael Jordan, I wanna be just like Barack.'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

'Apparently we're to use the budget that's been cut to encourage the volunteers we haven't got because they've been put on schemes to fill in for services that no longer exist.'

2020 vs. 2023

"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."

You Are Entering God's Country. A Pearly-Gated Community.

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

'How very Putney!'

"Gated communities are fine, but we just feel safer with a moat."

"Announcements about the Youth Club, Senoirs Club, Woman's Club, & Twelve Steps Programs are so long, I'll dispense with my sermon."

'It's a friendly neighborhood'