Gated Community Critic Mugs

Eve. A Gated Community

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Oligarchy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

George Orwell

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Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

Privatized Jails

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

"Suppose we leave the salary unchanged but get smaller women."

Social Welfare next!

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Bleeding flag...

Moral Outrage.

Internet Commenter Magazine.

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Autumn Leaves

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

"That was a boring field trip."

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

'He's supposed to be the world's oldest turtle!'

"It's Congress! They're having a viral infestation of dung beetles!"

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"Diego, Ned, Johannes – did it ever occur to you you're just flipping channels?"

'Ever stop to consider we live in a gated community?'

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

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