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Cat statues on entrance gate

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Computer operator welding machine.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

'...Plus $847.93 for replacing our front door....'

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

"Nap time."

'That'll be $50 plus $200 to repair the damage you made trying to fix it yourself.'

"I'm all set to start the weekend reno project..." "And I'm all set to call 911."

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Bathing and Showering.

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"Oh...that's not good."

Closed Thursdays.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Caveman wheel repairers.

Genius Bar

Working in recovery of Hurricane

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.