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'Do you have anything that looks like a cantaloupe but tastes like a cheesecake?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Bangers and Mash

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

Onion operation.

International House of Excrement

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

'Coool! What's that called? 'Suicide bomber chicken'?'

"Are you sure this is the Irish guacamole?"

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

"What will change my life?"

'It's actually cheaper than the bait shop.'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"The trick to this particular dish is not letting your mother mess it up."

"Some volcano roll!"