Gastronomy Gadgeteer Pillows

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I come here for the pepper."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Wow! The big guy! And what kind of B.T.U.s am I looking at here?"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'How would you like that? Medium, rare, or wrapped in plastic on a foam tray?'

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

"Sorry about the delay, sir. The manager is interviewing chefs at this very moment."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

Welcome back students.

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

Sandwich snob.

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Better Living Through Technology

'No, no... I ordered a tart, not a tort!'

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Motor-blender.

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

Pocket Knife Food Processor

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Pizza-Matic

'Mind if I join you? I told your wife that if she didn't like the way I cook, she could have a run at it herself.'