Gastronomy Gifts

Try our frogs' legs

Italian Stereotype

'Today's specials are based on information that we believe to be reliable, but are not intended to be, nor should be construed to be, a recommendation.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

Will work for Food Network.

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

'Are you sure this fish is fresh?'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'Please weight to be seated.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Diner

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

We Welcome Feedback.

All-You-Can-Eat Buffets: Overeat Here.

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

'The bad news is we have to amputate your liver - the good news is it'll be great with onions!'

'Meat or anti-meat section?'

Dr of Philosophy/Dr of Philo Pastry.

Choice hellhole

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Man returning 'Beef Wellington' "It doesn't fit"

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Does your majesty want fries with that'

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Hell's kitchen /Beans only.

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

Beanz meanz Repeatz.

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.

'You know I must have been mistaken, it tastes fine after all.'

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."