Gastronomy Gifts

Try our frogs' legs

Italian Stereotype

'Today's specials are based on information that we believe to be reliable, but are not intended to be, nor should be construed to be, a recommendation.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

"Who ordered the megatelli?"

'Are you sure this fish is fresh?'

Rodin's Thinker in front of refrigerator.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Will work for Food Network.

'Please weight to be seated.'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Diner

'The bad news is we have to amputate your liver - the good news is it'll be great with onions!'

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

'92 elements in the Universe and you always have to chuck the compound NaCl all over your dinner!'

We Welcome Feedback.

Let's stop at the next exit. We may need an antacid, if I read the sign correctly."

All-You-Can-Eat Buffets: Overeat Here.

Choice hellhole

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Is that your pop-up timer or are you just glad to see me?'

'Meat or anti-meat section?'

Deli-grill in a supermarket luring customers in.

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

'Does your majesty want fries with that'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Snail orders 'hommes' in a restaurant.

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Ether Island

Hell's kitchen /Beans only.

Man returning 'Beef Wellington' "It doesn't fit"

Dr of Philosophy/Dr of Philo Pastry.

'Cooking, it's rocket science...'

'You know I must have been mistaken, it tastes fine after all.'