Gastro Adventurer Mugs

'You told me Sally makes great chili and fantastic key lime pie - which is this?'

'As a gastroenterologist, what would you take for this soup?'

"Have you actually tried all the receipes in your book?"

"So, that was a gastropub...well, the were right about the gas part!"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

I made you a cake!

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'