Gas Price Watching T-Shirts

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Rising Gas Prices

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Probably to put in his tank!'

There's no real oil emergency...

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Fill In The Blanks.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

History of Gasoline.

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

Low oil prices.

Gas Prices

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

World Demand Price Up

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

Vulture oil inc.

"You say PAIN AT THE PUMP is now also PAIN IN THE RUMP!"

Gas prices.

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

US Consumers - OPEC.

Beast of burden.