Gas Price Watching Prints

Could I trouble you for a cupful of petrol?

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Rising Gas Prices

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

There's no real oil emergency...

'Probably to put in his tank!'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Fill In The Blanks.

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

Gas Policy ? la Carte

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

History of Gasoline.

Low oil prices.

Gas Prices

"Dang. . . this certainly means that fuel prices will rise again. . ."

ATM at gas station.

'Boss, when fuel prices go down, will we go back to using our corporate jet again?'

"We'll be there soon, dear. Your dad will only be pushing us until gas prices go down..."

World Demand Price Up

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Expensive fuel costs make driving large vehicles costly.

Not Just in Russia, Sanctions Come to You

Vulture oil inc.

Oil-n-Gas Corp. made $250 billion last year! Its profits soared while we got gouged at the pump! Are you listening to me?! Did you say something? Meltdown. He loves getting worked up. You taunt because you care.

Gas prices.

"You say PAIN AT THE PUMP is now also PAIN IN THE RUMP!"

'If the petrol doesn't go down, the government will have to introduce welfare for families with six cylinders or more.'

"What kind of security can we offer for the loan? With the rising prices on natural gas, my husband is worth an absolute fortune."

US Consumers - OPEC.