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'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

Pollution.

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

The Hypocrite - So Why Can't Someone Do Something About High Gas Prices?

Because of Bob's excessive gas, the Alaskan natural gas pipeline make a detour...

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

Air Bill

Environmental danger.

Canadian wildfires

Factory Smoke

'Guzzle - guzzle - guzzle!' (hippy to big car driver).

Sorry Fuel Crisis

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

Car Pools.

Helium Parachute

"No, that's not a typo. This baby actually gets eight gallons per mile."

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

'I've been a flatulence analyst for 15 years. . . I'll quit when it stops being fun. . .'

'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'

"Clean your wallet, Sir?"

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

"Did the Doctor give you anything for your wind?"

Felicity wishes upon the smog.

'We've decided to support you for the rest of your life. It's cheaper than sending you to college.'

'They revised it. Now it's the pretty clean air act.'