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Keeping warm this winter...

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Normally, I would give credit where credit is due but we're in a credit crunch. Therefore, I will take all the credit for your hard work on this project.'

"Here, we realized it was not some awful fever dream."

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'Am I glad to be back - austerity's gone mad out there!'

Russian Gas Supply to Europe

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Jetsgo out of business.

'Our cries of Armageddon were completely ignored, so let's just keep throwing money at the economy.'

'This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up.'

Coming out of the crisis

Long on talk...short memories.

Sorry Fuel Crisis

"I've decided to move back in with my parents."

'There will be no more pocket money kids. Dad bank has gone in to liquidation.'

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'

Home Owners.

'The good news is the airline was trying to skimp on fuel, and no terrorists were involved.'t

"We've taken out a second mortgage on our first one."

"This place looks a bit run down."

Water Shortage

'Can you let me have five till Obama bails us all out, sir?'

The Last Toilet Roll On Earth

Sales Downturn

'We have plenty of electricity and great phone service but still no rain.'

Power cuts. . . Ideas shortage.

2042

Back to coal

"Business isn't great. We could only afford the smallest air dancer."

"Don't be silly - of course I'm worried about exposure. I'm over-extended in the bond markets, and interest rates are heating up, the Dow is about to boil over. . ."