Garlic Gifts

'I won the garlic eating competition.'

'Get back, you little fool - you had garlic for lunch!'

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Too much cilantro

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

A man looks up at the earth

Garlic Free Zone.

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"....and hold the garlic."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Complex Carbs

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

"Being an everything bagel, doesn’t mean you are expected to do everything."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Eating the Cocktail Olive