Garlic Gifts

'I won the garlic eating competition.'

'Get back, you little fool - you had garlic for lunch!'

"But I put garlic into nearly ALL my cooking..!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Too much cilantro

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Garlic Free Zone.

A man looks up at the earth

"He's fond of garlic, so his bark is much worse than his bite."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"....and hold the garlic."

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

After her laser surgery, Alice was able to read barcodes without an optical scanner.

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Complex Carbs

'I ate three cloves of garlic before the show: Check the Tamer's expression when he puts his head in my mouth...'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Lemme guess: You forgot the basil Mom asked for, and my ice cream is in your briefcase?"

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Being an everything bagel, doesn’t mean you are expected to do everything."

"You really shouldn't shop when you're hungry."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

Eating the Cocktail Olive

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"