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'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

Plant Lady

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"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Justice 4 Ron

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I keep waiting for the day when Garfield runs out of lives."

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

'Because Daddy doesn't want to draw Garfield!'

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"