Gardens Pillows

Business Widow's Revenge

Rite of Spring.

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Common Garden Pests

But it is an offence to use a hosepipe without permission from the local authority.

'I told you to get a move on, now you're completely overgrown.'

Garden Centre/Water Shortage

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

"Gerald and I are partial to the odd strawberry, so if you can find time to plant some, that would be absolutely wonderful."

Gardening Companions

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

baby sweetcorn...

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

The Environmentalist