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Prize vegetables with rude names.

Prize vegetables.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

Taking it easy

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Mantis Love

The Fall of Gnome

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lawnmower

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Nature Lovers

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'