Garden Project Pillows

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Empty box of ideas

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Bright Idea

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening#2

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"He's my school project for science class."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

Converted Parking Garage

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Watering Flowers

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Show and Tell.

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."