Garden Project Mugs

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Empty box of ideas

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Bright Idea

Do you have anything bigger?

Gardening#2

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Will eat your homework for $.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Converted Parking Garage

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Watering Flowers

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Show and Tell.

"A homeless person ate my homework."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!