Starting A Gardening Project Mugs

"I'll race you to the top."

Tree Squirrel

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'Roof Gardens the hard way'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Cat Nip.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Raining

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Watering Flowers

Over 50 shades of grey available.

Show and Tell.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.