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'Sweetheart, have you seen my bourbon?'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Okay, you've got a mouthful of minerals, grapefruit, herbs and grass. Is it starting to taste like a sauvignon blanc?'

GDP and G&T.

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Gardeners

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'I finally kicked the fire breathing habit, now I'm stuck on mints and I'm gaining weight.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Gin & Tonic.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Gin-etic Engineering

I've got a note from my mum...I can't be eaten today!

'You've had enough.'

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

Scariest Tactics

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

Autumn is my favorite season.

Gardener watching a bird smoking a cigarette outside his birdbox

Employment law employee swears at the announcement of further lockdown measures.

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work