Gin And Tonic Enthusiasts T-Shirts

GDP and G&T.

Join me in a Martini?

You're the botanicals in my gin

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"You go out first. Signal me if it's safe!!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Cow yin yang spots.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

Corpse Reviver Number 2

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

"Abra-Viagra."

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Ginspiration!

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'We're identical twins, but I'm luckier than he is!'

Twins

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"The Devil's Advocate." Press Room. At last, Ernie, the first edition of our newspaper is ready to go! Did we cover all seven deadly sins? I think so ... We've got greed in the business section, sloth in the leisure section, gluttony in the restaurant reviews and lust in the movie reviews. How about envy and pride? Envy in the gossip column, pride in birth announcements. Okay, but how about wrath? Hey, the opinion section is full of it!

Positive Thinking

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'That's my spirit guide.'

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Scariest Tactics

"I'm surprised you only ordered a tonic water. . ."

Eating the Cocktail Olive

"For the last time, he didn't steal your identity. He's your twin!"